Toni.Sparkles.
"Live Every week like it's shark week."
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Video reblogged from Saturday Night Live
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Audio post reblogged from It ain't over, till it's over kiddo.
Cato’s theme has officially been released. It will be played during his final scene in the movie.
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Audio post reblogged from The sky can't be this gray forever.
A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.
I LOVE THIS because I HATE CHEATING.
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Normally, I don’t really watch the Grammy awards. Sometimes they’re on in the background, sometimes I skip them all together. I love music but I’m not as invested in the awards show as I am with the Emmy’s/Oscars/things about acting/writing/such. However, these are my well-meaning thoughts on the Grammy’s tonight.
1. Taylor Swift. Stop, girl.
Taylor, girl, I love your music. To the best of my knowledge, no one is calling you a Siren - but every time you sing a song about anything I’m singing right along with you. You’ve sold about TWO BILLION songs. You are constantly number one on itunes. You dumped Twilight Dog. Can you please stop acting so blindsighted when people clap for you? Everytime you win something - you act like you’ve never won anything before in your life. It’s not like a cute/humble/adorbale thing anymore. Now it’s annoying. Everyone loves you, you’ve won a million awards. Please stop acting like this is your first time at the rodeo. (PS: Same to you, Lady Antebellum.)
2. Katy Perry you are awesome: now get mad.
Blue hair, green hair. Married, divorced. I love you girl. Something about your popness makes me want to paint outside and then go to the fair. I really want you to make a super mad post-break up album a la Pink after Carey Hart. (Pre-reunited with Carey Hart.) Do it girl. I would buy the shit out of that album.
3. Bruno Mars.
Everytime I see Bruno Mars perform, I always think of the band from Back to the Future. (The first one, the only good one, when he goes back to the 50’s.) I love your retro look, Boo-Boo. When other people are wearing cat suits and four belts and the good Lord only knows what else, you’re wearing a sassy suit. Way to go, friend.
4. Jennifer Hudson.
Girl. We are all so proud that you got all skinny. Kudos. (Organic kudos made of wheat. Not the good old kind with chocolate and jazz on them.) Now, can you please come back to singing? You are so talented. It makes me so sad that you’re only singing on 20 second television spots about carrots.
5. Coldplay.
ColdPlay is so accidentally cool. I feel like if Abraham Lincoln was still alive, he would dig ColdPlay.
6. Adele.
Thank you, Grammy’s and America for picking Adele over shenanigans. The reason I spend a lot of time not watching the Grammy’s is because people get awards for bedazzling their face instead of actual talent. Adele’s music is amazing. Often, when I’m driving, when I’m walking my dog at night, etc - and Adele comes on my ipod I can’t help but pretend I’m in the music video with my sad/mad/jaded face on working through some stuff with class. I love everything about her. Thank you science, for fixing her voice.
7. Nicki Minaj was just Shenanigans by another name.
Lets spend 10 minutes being outraged about Nicki Minaj and get over it. Fact of the matter, if that was Lady Gaga we would have been into it. Can we please stop being so entranced by what could be deemed “boundry pushing” or whatever else and buy into actual talent? (I’m looking at you, Adele.) I’m so over arriving to awards in Eggs and spaceships and everything else. Frank Sinatra would roll over in his grave. Here’s to keeping it not terrifying in 2012.
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Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book. And then there are books like An Imperial Affliction, which you can’t tell people about, books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars -
The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember with. It felt like losing your co-rememberer meant losing the memory itself, as if the things we’d done were less real and important than they had been hours before.”
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“Nick. Your girlfriend is NOT A DESSERT PERSON.”
“Screw HER! And I’m going to wear that ribbon hat - GO GET IT.”
“I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. I find it fundamentally strange - that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird - and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown and I HATE your pantsuit - I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong.”
“Are you going to go on like a big “Wet Towel” rant?”
“If you’re making a hat for a baby - it is done.”
“No I don’t wash the towel - the towel washes me!”
The Best of New Girl [Tonight] -
The fact that this is the only recording of your voice I have breaks my heart in half. You never really think about things like that.
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Photoset reblogged from we're destruction at its finest
This is for Katie (can you tag people on this thing?) because she is always reposting this movie!
(Source: theplushbear)
